This comment is gentrification in action. (I’m kidding.)

I’m kinda surprised that her take is getting lauded here? She’s basically saying that since she’s in character as a shitty person so it’s okay that she’s saying shitty things...which is definitely not a standard that internet lefties apply equally.

I agree with you in spirit but calling the cops ≠ filing a report.

pretty much what i thought when i read her statement.

it may be time for a good old wellness check on HamNo

“Presumably, the explanation for this prevarication is similar to why outlets won’t say Trump lied—because they can’t x-ray his fucked up brain and know for sure whether or not he intentionally said a false thing”

“It was found that the shooter had altered his semi-automatic weapons with bump stocks, devices that allow guns to fire faster, rendering them similar to fully automatic weapons.”

No need to be sorry. Snark and shitposting deserve the same back. 

You’re reading a lot into my snark, hoss. I like Bernie but I’m also a big fan of letting voters choose from a variety of candidates. Also, you’d probably be more effective if you didn’t say that “this isn’t debatable” when it definitely is. Yeah, Bernie won those primaries but it doesn’t mean that he would’ve won…

For me the most damning part was how poorly they coached daulerio before his deposition. like come on! i know what he said is ultimately on him but i have to think that their legal team could’ve done a better job establishing how serious their situation was. 

Whether they’re better attorneys or not, it’s probably a good sign that they’re paying attention to what happened last time.

That’s not how you get the clap but I’m pretty sure it’s a good way to get Hepatitis A

This would’ve been a much better hill for Gawker to die on. No snark intended toward you, Diana, solid work as always.

It’s just so tiring. I remember when HamNo was fun and inventive, even when I thought his take was bad. 

If you’re feeling the Bern this strongly you might want to get checked for the clap, Jack. 

welcome to the salty waitress where the problems aren’t real and the letter writers need xanax

“There is too much democracy in this Democratic primary!”—Splinter

What’s the point of purposefully misstating what this provision does? Or did you misread it?

This is the worst thing an American man has ever done.

You watch movies with PEOPLE in them? Do better, be best.