I wish Ruffles All Dressed Chips were in the U.S. more regularly. There’s a deli near me that gets them in like every few months and it totally changes where I get sandwiches.

I can’t think of enough ways to tell Sam to fuck off forever.

Yup, you’re right. I thought i was just missing something. The holidays aren’t great for my brain functioning.

Fucking, duh. Thanks, i think i’m still fried from new years.

220 to 192? and she won by 2 votes? am i missing something?

The next superstorm better be named Andy. 

Yesterday, on Splinter, I said I hoped I got an explanation for her batshit tweet. Man, it was worth waiting a day to read through that insanity.

For me its about how forced it sounds and try-hardy it feels in the headline and her writing. 

So this is what you’re doing with all the sweet, sweet union pay, I see. First you get the union, then you get the money, then you get the closet sized apartment in a miserable douchebro neighborhood.

Do you cringe when you write things like “turnt?” Maybe I’m wrong but I doubt you ever used that word before grabbing it from black twitter.

All of Williams’ quotes sound like she attended a 15 minute “empowerment” seminar with the Bumble’s execs and then just served them at reporters whether they really added up to a thought or not. 

“You’re talking about it wrong, says someone who’s willing to portray themselves as even more self-righteous than you are.”

Uh, the zero calorie drink has 33 g of sugar?

This is so oddly specific that I need to know more. She can go off wherever and stay there after that but I want to hear her explanation of why and how this is a notable concern for her. 

Who would be an acceptable Dem candidate? I don’t think Biden is ideal but it seems that Splinter’s schtick is to yell that everyone is too bad to be supportable but without pushing a viable alternative. 

This was not was I was expecting when I heard the future is female. 

this is magnificent. 

Many! I don’t mean to say that her account is wrong or anything like that. I only meant to add a little complication to her easy account. There are a lot of terrible dudes out there (people, in general, suck) but I think assuming that men are so confident is a weak reading of a larger issue with socialized gender…

“When it comes to getting sex or attention or a date, men have no threshold for embarrassment. Men flirt with unearned confidence that I rarely see in women.”

I don’t think that’s limited to progressives, though. I think authoritarian tendencies show up across the political spectrum when people begin to believe that both their desired outcomes and their methods are the only way to succeed.