“Annoying, self-aggrandizing woman, pesters awful lords of the business world.”

I feel like you might not be the best writer to be assigned a story about how important it is to vote. 

I blame Game of Thrones for normalizing incest in America. Damn you, George R.R. Martin. And HBO.

“To be clear, I will not be on stage campaigning with the President. I am covering final rally for my show.”

Whoa, that was a fun read. You aren’t kidding, that would’ve been way more interesting than the Titanic we got (which, imo, is like fine. just fine.)

who are these people?

nah, i’ve worked in restaurants but mostly back of house. What kind of stuff do you learn?

Nothing screams Thanksgiving for one like flavored potato chips...and malt liquor.

So can we hit other people’s kids?

Jesus, Wilson should just apologize. It’s not that hard to say “I forgot about those. I was incorrect. Sorry.” All of the blocking is a really bad look for her.

i’ve always hoped he/she was a former gawker writer with way too much time on their hands. 

i’m amazed that he occasionally still gets me after so many years of his bullshit.

What a craven dipshit. I will take no pleasure in voting for him.

*Arterial walls thicken*

I always feel strange drinking in chain restaurants. It seems like the wait staff is much more concerned about over-serving and is awkward about the booze. Admittedly, I don’t eat in chain restaurants that often so maybe my experience is dead wrong.

The trolls never really bothered me but hopefully this will pat down some of the more sycophantic comments that don’t engage or add anything (whether constructive or just funny.)

Holy shit, this is incredibly dumb. Wilson is probably an idiot but she can’t “erase history” by ignoring/forgetting/whatever about two movies. 

Hamilton “Hip-hop university” Nolan does it again! Stick it to Axios!

I feel like there’s more to this story and I want to hear it.

Peak Burneko.