“I bought a Cooper with a wrap (flat black)“

ANIME IS TRASH AND SO AM I

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

That makes me think that he asked an intern to find and email him the sentence in question.

When referring to ocean-going vessels the term is “listing.”

I have to admit, when I saw this morning that Alex Smith had thrown for 368 yards I was really trying to figure out how he managed 125 completions in one game.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Life, uh...finds a way.

A friend of mine asked “have you read 17776 yet? You’d really like it, it’s about the far future of football.” As he pulled it up on his phone, I said “no, but it sounds as though if you like that, you’d get a kick out of The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles” and pulled that up on my phone.

HI, one year later.

the best part of the “it’s spelled b-o-r-e-d” and then everyone loses it is the look on norm’s face is “i didnt think this was that funny. but whatever.” he’s the best. the best.

absolute best.

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.

PSA: If you strain this hard during your Deuce you will blow an O-ring.

As a Wisconsinite that almost killed a Brit that tried to outdrink me, I would have called that amount breakfast.... on Tuesday.

omg i’m going in a works cited????

Say what you will about Aaron Hernandez, at least he killed that scumbag Aaron Hernandez.

congrats mobute on being named interim secretary of the interior

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Exactly. The joke is that people really hate the fucking Cowboys.

Everton has formally submitted a list of players available for a free transfer to Chape: