It doesn’t take an artist to understand what depth perception is......

I find the artist’s lack of depth perception disturbing.

Man it’s really feast or famine with the Irish.

I dunno, Samer. It seems to me like the joke is alive and well.

He also just missed the inexplicable Wisconsin-NFL QB pipeline. Got the invite to a camp but couldn’t hang on like the incomparable Joel Stave.

It was a thing at Wisconsin. I have no idea what was involved.

You know what, I mixed it up. Football players take Ag Journalism, not Ag Econ. My bad.

Hoisted by your own pedantard

If it makes you feel any better, Albert, there’s no way that dude’s wife isn’t fucking around on him.

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Did Bofa get signed though?

While I suggst you seek advice of counsel, this should be a legal defense.

2028: “A-ROD THIS IS YOUR AGENT TOM SIZEMORE. TWO OF YOUR HOMERS NO LONGER COUNT SOMEHOW, THREATENING THE SANCTITY OF ‘MR. 700' FROZEN YOGURT AND SAVINGS & LOAN.”

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

No one could shed blockers, or blood-stained suits, faster than Ray Ray.

Alas, A Yale man would have gotten more.

“Don’t worry about it, gays. I’ll host!”

Did you happen to see Norm on the Bob Saget roast? He was brilliant. Every other comic builds up a ton of momentum by just unleashing on Saget like a juiced-up ballplayer at a home run derby..and then here comes Norm, who completely shakes up the flow by using Saget-esque lame jokes..switching the game from the derby…

I couldn’t find it last time I looked, but Norm’s bit during the Bob Saget roast is the greatest troll job ever. He's been my favorite comedian ever since I saw that.