Dammit, Tom. I was looking for an easy answer. I guess I’ll just buy a Kia Soul.

Tom, it sounds like you basically did what I did. I currently have a 2005 Mazda 3 that I love to death, but it’s upwards of 170k right now and it is dying the death of 1,000 rust spots. The engine will probably need a rebuild or replacement sometime in the next year, and I just replaced the clutch. It also has pretty…

I was loathe to post this on Jalopnik, as I didn't want everyone to tell me about me about hooning and obscure early-aught sports cars, but this sub-blog is probably the best place.

I’m looking for suggestions on a new car. 2014 or newer, soft cap at $25k, hard cap at $30k. I have a Mazda 3 and love it, and have been looking at the new Mazda 3/6, a GTI, or possibly a dirty used BMW. Everyone come and tell me your horrible opinions because I don’t want to go to Jalopnik and have them talk to me…

Clint Dempsey put the U.S. up 1-0 on a defection-ravaged Cuban team.

I think Whitlock just described his relationship with his Aorta.

The late artist’s wife was too inconsolable to comment

I don’t like this post, but I respect the shit out of it.

I don’t think even ESPN has the pull to get him hired as the head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs

Imma let you finish, but this version don't stop

“and they snagged Brandon Marshall for a fifth-round pick.”

“A few Cubs writers had asked what the team planned to do with the commemorative bricks before the renovations started last year, and they didn’t get a direct response.”

"Messi dropped a marvelous slow-motion curler"

I haven't seen this many upset Kentuckians since their state Board of Education ruled you couldn't buy your GED with possum skins

Jesus, I haven't seen a Greek with that many men after him since Alcibiades.

Bomani Jones truly is the best of us.

Have we proven that Kate Middleton's upcoming child is not, in fact, Harry Kane's as well?