Monday's will make you retarded.

Bomani Jones is so fucking awesome.

"How much to hire this guy?"

"The rim's family requests no flowers."

And with the removal of Kobe, the Lakers have performed a mastectomy of their own.

Shit happens when you party in what looks like a mall food court, apparently.

Counterpoint: Fuck Mike Pereira

KISS THE RINGS

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Someone needs to put Lou Holtz down like a rabid dog. Hell, at least the dog drools less.

I can't wait for the Penn State Alums to take up Phelps' cause.

Goodell's supporters be like

"On a site that's often fun and supportive"

A/S/L?

I was a starred commenter and now I am just a pile of trash.

Obligatory

"a 127-foot-high (344 meters)"

Sometimes I still watch the 2010 Packers/Falcons NFL Divisional game and touch myself.

I ain't believing shit until IronMikeGallego weighs in on this