Bomani Jones is so fucking awesome.

"The rim's family requests no flowers."

And with the removal of Kobe, the Lakers have performed a mastectomy of their own.

Shit happens when you party in what looks like a mall food court, apparently.

Counterpoint: Fuck Mike Pereira

KISS THE RINGS

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Someone needs to put Lou Holtz down like a rabid dog. Hell, at least the dog drools less.

I can't wait for the Penn State Alums to take up Phelps' cause.

Goodell's supporters be like

"On a site that's often fun and supportive"

I was a starred commenter and now I am just a pile of trash.

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Sometimes I still watch the 2010 Packers/Falcons NFL Divisional game and touch myself.

I ain't believing shit until IronMikeGallego weighs in on this

Good thing this didn't happen in Wrigley.

"Here he is showing off his eight foot wingspan, and how absurd it is to walk through doorways."

What a refreshing change of pace. Usually the only thing coming over the wire in Kentucky are payments to the players from offshore accounts.