It's not gay if one of you has a full sleeve.

I would be honored if John Cena stole my girflriend!! HONORED!!!!

I was feeling torn on whether to post the video until I heard the reporter say you were smiling and laughing.

After seeing him take it so hard from behind like that, his friends have started calling him Farrah.

Nothing will make Drake anything but horrible. Sorry, Tim.

It's kind of suspicious that it took Brett Favre and the Vikings 4 years to bring these allegations against Darren Sharper.

Fucking snitches, man.

What's more insufferable, 'Bama fans or unnecessary songs overlaid on videos?

Two Cowards and a Bigot - This Fall on Fox!

"IS KYLE ORTON THE FUTURE OF THE COWBOYS? MY TEA LEAVES SAY YES"

@ESPNStatsInfo: Cowboys: 136-136 dating back to 1997

How can you rebuild if you keep rebuilding the rebuilding staff?

Don't worry, they'll get to that in their "101 Worst Travesties of 2013" list on the 31st.

See also: AJ Daulerio

Caity Weaver: "A god damn angel."

You get the President's assistant, and a few openly gay former athletes.

MATT FLYNN TO WASHINGTON FOR 3 1STs AND A CONDITIONAL SECOND

Jesus, how many times did he quit?

It is the best coaching job and the premier football program in America.

"[t]he Germans will sort that out between themselves, don't worry."