We now go to Najeh Davenport, our resident expert on leaving Upper Deckers. Najeh, thoughts?

Troll Tide.

"Torn ACL" is quite a nice way of saying how Andrew Quarless's knee exploded like an M80 in a pumpkin.

Hi whee, it's me, the same guy. Look in the same thread.

It's twelve o'clock in Tampa Bay
The home crowd refuses to come in
Josh Freeman is sitting next to me
Drool runnin' down his face and his chin

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
Like my passes, incomplete
I wish I could put on my own clothes"

Sing us a song you're…

Well, we can finally exonerate Richard Kimble.

I picked up Case Keenum in my fantasy league because Brees has a bye and the rest of the available QBs are varying shades of useless. Strap in boys, we're in for an adventure.

I'll click the god damn star, but only because the inner workings of Kinja are so fucking nebulous there's a good chance what you say is true.

He did good out there. Really showed clutch performance.

ESPN talent getting into a Twitter fight with someone named "eatdatpussy445"? Yep.

Spurrier making fun of Bret Bielema? Whoever is doing Spurrier's PR needs a fucking raise.

+1 No Child Left Behind

What's this about a pot roast recipe?

But those are conditions of your parole...

I sometimes go to comment on other Gawker websites and I always fucking regret it.

Somewhere, Bret Bielema's loins stir and he does not know why.

Anyone who thought that goal was easy/without skill is a prime example of why a lot of Americans don't understand how amazing soccer/football/fútbol is.

I guess being castrated in a nationally televised football game does technically constitute a family emergency