For your services you are granted one (1) free phone call from a drunk and belligerent Daulerio.

Dear Deadspin,

If ever we needed Edward Snowden, this is fucking it.

If games were suspended every time there was a shooting tragedy Michael Jordan's draft picks would single-handedly bankrupt the NBA

Come on, now. You'd react the same way once you found out the bench was coated in MRSA

PED Boys 4 Life

So THAT'S what karma looks like

This "Erin Rogers" fellow seems to be OK

I'm not sure of his past history, but I was guessing $25k

Well, it looks like he'll be paying the fine in fused vertebrae at this point. What's the exchange rate?

Will Merriweather get fined? If so, what's the over/under on the amount?

Too bad Marge Schott isn't still around.

The back of a Volkswagen?

Labral tear? Major or minor? Did Dr. Andrews say anything about his vulva?

The impetus for this sign actually originated at an online forum live while the sign holder was at College Gameday posting while he was ther. It was somewhat of a spur-of-the-moment decision because he had snuck in sign making tools, as the security there was specifically looking out for signs mentioning scissor lifts…

Have you ever watched the butt fumble...ON SPORTS SCIENCE?!??!

KALI MA SHAKTI DE!!!!

Weirdest Nancy Grace tribute ever.

Hello My Future Girlfriend

Tell her to do what we do in Wisconsin and leaves trail of cheese curds in the yard when she's in heat