If Deadspin wants to write a story every time someone in Oakland gets cut you poor bastards better hope you're paid hourly.

Is this...is this what love feels like?

Odd, usually Bielema waits until the Rose Bowl before the university shoots itself in the leg, but I guess now that he's out of the Big Ten he had to improvise.

...the sideline reporter was concussed and delirious, and nothing of value was lost.

Well, the last time a New York Jets QB got turned on it put Deadspin on the map. I think you should consider this a blessing in disguise and get your headlines ready for the inevitable dick pics, Sean.

That's the face of someone realizing that after the football game, they still have to live in Alabama.

Someone please adopt this poor, loving quarterback before he is euthanized and burned in a heap with Vince Young and Caleb Hanie.

My best friend who was in the navy said they used to shave dry when they were on the ship, like a bunch of goddamn savages. I can think of nothing more excruciating than that.

I posted my comment after you, but before I checked the Gray Zone. I apologize, and want to give you this star and a foot rub

Oddly enough, the owner of the toe is going to be in Tarantino's next movie.

According to the newest DSM Aspegers no longer exists; it all falls under Autism Spectrum Disorder.

Is this a sneak peak of the new Martin J Fox show? Shit he got fat

The tightened lips in College Station

But in all seriousness, it's not the same issue. I know the issue they are describing, but this happens after the page has fully loaded.

I BET YOU WANT ME TO SLICE MY OWN BREAD AND USE A TELEGRAPH TOO

All my updates, both app and OS, are all current. I've exhausted all of the troubleshooting I can do. The problem stems from the promoted stories randomly populating and depopulating at the top of the page, it seems

Maybe it's specific to the iOS devices. I'm using Chrome on an iPad 4 and it refreshes incessantly.

Has anyone from Gawker addressed the fact that reading the websites on a mobile device, specifically a tablet, with the new interface is fucking infuriating? The page reloads a minimum of 3 times, which makes clicking on links more of a game of chance than anything.

Whitecaps (MLS) account came over and took a big piss all over the place.