Well, we can finally exonerate Richard Kimble.

I picked up Case Keenum in my fantasy league because Brees has a bye and the rest of the available QBs are varying shades of useless. Strap in boys, we're in for an adventure.

I'll click the god damn star, but only because the inner workings of Kinja are so fucking nebulous there's a good chance what you say is true.

He did good out there. Really showed clutch performance.

ESPN talent getting into a Twitter fight with someone named "eatdatpussy445"? Yep.

Spurrier making fun of Bret Bielema? Whoever is doing Spurrier's PR needs a fucking raise.

+1 No Child Left Behind

What's this about a pot roast recipe?

But those are conditions of your parole...

I sometimes go to comment on other Gawker websites and I always fucking regret it.

Somewhere, Bret Bielema's loins stir and he does not know why.

Anyone who thought that goal was easy/without skill is a prime example of why a lot of Americans don't understand how amazing soccer/football/fútbol is.

I guess being castrated in a nationally televised football game does technically constitute a family emergency

For your services you are granted one (1) free phone call from a drunk and belligerent Daulerio.

Dear Deadspin,

If ever we needed Edward Snowden, this is fucking it.

If games were suspended every time there was a shooting tragedy Michael Jordan's draft picks would single-handedly bankrupt the NBA

Come on, now. You'd react the same way once you found out the bench was coated in MRSA