PED Boys 4 Life

So THAT'S what karma looks like

This "Erin Rogers" fellow seems to be OK

I'm not sure of his past history, but I was guessing $25k

Well, it looks like he'll be paying the fine in fused vertebrae at this point. What's the exchange rate?

Will Merriweather get fined? If so, what's the over/under on the amount?

Too bad Marge Schott isn't still around.

The back of a Volkswagen?

Labral tear? Major or minor? Did Dr. Andrews say anything about his vulva?

The impetus for this sign actually originated at an online forum live while the sign holder was at College Gameday posting while he was ther. It was somewhat of a spur-of-the-moment decision because he had snuck in sign making tools, as the security there was specifically looking out for signs mentioning scissor lifts…

Have you ever watched the butt fumble...ON SPORTS SCIENCE?!??!

KALI MA SHAKTI DE!!!!

Weirdest Nancy Grace tribute ever.

Hello My Future Girlfriend

Tell her to do what we do in Wisconsin and leaves trail of cheese curds in the yard when she's in heat

If Deadspin wants to write a story every time someone in Oakland gets cut you poor bastards better hope you're paid hourly.

Is this...is this what love feels like?

Odd, usually Bielema waits until the Rose Bowl before the university shoots itself in the leg, but I guess now that he's out of the Big Ten he had to improvise.

...the sideline reporter was concussed and delirious, and nothing of value was lost.

Well, the last time a New York Jets QB got turned on it put Deadspin on the map. I think you should consider this a blessing in disguise and get your headlines ready for the inevitable dick pics, Sean.