The Bibi Jones 10k K

My favorite part of that video is the trainer petting him like some retarded horse just before it's put down. The brightest stars don't flame out, they end up as glue and dog food

"A bunch of kids getting nailed while the parents just stand around encouraging it? I picked the wrong sport"

YOUR BALLS ARE A STEROID JOKE, BURKE

The most interesting part of this video is the drunk guy's friend's haircut. What the fuck is that, a bowl cut with a prominent bald spot? Making horrible Star Wars jokes on May 4th wasn't enough for that guy, he needed to make his head look like the Death Star.

Someone didn't listen to the warnings.

In a brave publicity stunt, Rex Ryan is building a human barn and having Mark Sanchez hit it with a football live on national television. The EMTs will be needed to administer Thorazine to a despondent Rex.

They're doing an STD test on Daulerio's girlfriend and need to crowdsource the tallying.

Due to our failing educational standards and the ready availability of comprehension-inhibiting recreational drugs, Craggs is going to be irate when his project is flooded with a deluge of aspiring House music EM-C's

MLS needs to be careful if they want to expand into the international market. Everyone knows that you only get 3 sheiks, any more than that and you're playing with yourself.

I'd highly recommend everyone head over to Lifehacker for 7 Weird Tips to turn your household trash into DIY window dressings

True, but no one likes A-Rod.

Usually you don't find facial hair like this outside of Comic Con.

As someone who gives fuck all about the NBA, is it a tenable position for me to support Kobe but hate the franchise? Colorado rapes notwithstanding

Based on the crease caused by those love handles, he looks like he's probably an incorrigible re-offender.

D.J. Fluker expected to go higher in the draft, but most scouts noted that while his footwork was solid, his pimp hand was weak.

$500 for every dropped pass this season? It's going to be heartwarming to see the destitute of Boston purchase their first private jet.

I can't wait for the dark, hypnotic Kathryn Bigelow adaptation of today entitled "Zero Dark Thirty-Two: The Search For Curly's Gold"

They loved each other so much he even styled his facial hair like hers.

WHAT ABOUT THE THING HAPPENING IN THE MIDDLE?!?!