I have very conflicted feelings about Megyn Kelly. Mainly conflicting biological functions.

Matthew Broderick is going to be fucking pissed

"..assume there is a half-naked man (or, possibly, a "bro") walking around somewhere just off-screen."

Caity Weaver vs. Emma Carmichael

CrushSpin Bracket!!!!! It's not really even a bracket, unless two lines sitting across from one another with Caity Weaver and Emma Carmichael's names written on them is a bracket.

"Flex those 12" pythons."

"No words to describe what we're seeing here"

Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto Aaron Rodgers the things that are Rodgers'

If FIFA vacated every game played under a cloud of white powder, Maradona's whole career would look like a CIA document.

What the hell does the "+" next to the Deadspin logo at the top do? When you click it, it turns into a check mark. THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR CYPTIC WEBSITE RED HERRINGS, DAULERIO

The suit was dropped without Jordan ever submitting to a DNA test, so I'll guess we'll never find out if he is indeed Grant's father.

"They got trained to watch a guy slip into a coma for no fucking reason"

"You gotta cup the balls, sonny"

-Sharon Shenocca

So is Gawker going to ever acknowledge the fact that Kinja has allowed their commenting system to be taken over by spammers and no-content trolls?

Yeah, I read that. It didn't really give any of his motivations or destinations, however.

So what happened to Daulerio? Did he leave Gawker?

Apparently you work up quite the thirst voting against the "Violence Against Women Act". Misogyny is a hydrated man's game.

Injured Christian Ponder Couldn’t Throw The Ball Farther Than 10 Yards

That's the joke.

THE Ohio State University