I guess it's a good thing that no one has developed a way to refill tires with piano wire.

I thought the headline read The Charlotte Bobcats’ Top 10 Plays, Anointed and figured it was some weird ESPN Tebow/Bobcats crossover show.

The chance that you'll die alone, sad and miserable, with only a legacy of failure and disgrace to mark all the perfectly good oxygen you wasted?

What really made this story authentic was the fact that the picture was taken with real 1993-era technology.

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An incredulous Meredith Vieira plans to devote an entire special on NBC Nightly News to the pervasive danger posed to these athletes by their leaders, be they coconut, almond, or even hazelnut in nature.

You still slept with her, right?

+ぜろ, uezama

After the Olympic final of 200 meters världsstjänan did it again.

Taylor, come live with me in a chair far down the boardroom table, within binocular-aided sight of the lap of luxury. Marry me.

That is a lot of hymen and hawing over her personal choices.

Is this the straw that finally breaks the Peaceful Coexistence Camel's back? I'd like to know because my hometown is at the top of Wisconsin and I'm going to need to pick side pretty damn quickly.

I hope it's worth it, that little celebration cost them their Chick-Fil-A sponsorship.

The RWA is also the only international sports body to implement a reverse-doping policy, banning anyone with a Vitamin D deficiency.

If my eyes did not deceive me, I think one of the American women that won the 4x200m relay has an Olympic logo tramp stamp.

"Tape Off", Dan.

I would ask for a free session, that's completely unacceptable. Was is a personal trainer employed directly by the gym, or a freelancer?

Silvio Berlusconi has been searching far and wide for the One Ring that would allow his rule of debauchery and evil to be complete and eternal, and the fat hobbit that was carrying it was under his nose the entire time.

To be fair to Sanchez, Rex Ryan pulled him aside and offered him a way to get a foot up on the competition but Sanchez couldn't recognize a obvious pass when he saw one.