@kaffenated: YOU CAN SWITCH CAPS LOCK ON AND OFF ON IPHONES, IPADS AND STUFF TOO.

I THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA, I NEVER USE MY CAPS LOCK KEY ANYWAY

@BingleyJoe: Hold the fudge up.

@fishous: I'll let you away with this one then, seeing that cricket is a pretty minor sport outside the commonwealth!

@fishous: Not trying to be rude here, but surely you could have assumed why.

@nbergseng: Do you ever just, y'know... walk into the Apple Store, take your boots off, place your feet on the Genius Bar table, then proceed to ask customers if they're a virgin?

@zipeater: I'm pretty sure that's Myriad Pro, not Arial.

@Hellkeeper: OH NO, APPLE ARE BUYING LAND!

For everyone making the "they're just doing their job" argument in favor of TSA agents – well, I think you're right to some extent.

@jrboddie: Yes, I for one would love to take that flight.

@d00d123: "Matt can you come and install the new windows on my Office?"

@Clashwerk: 'lyk dis if ur bein robd an need poicle help' is on Facebook.

Want Freedom?

If only Microsoft used Ballmer in real commercials now.

@CommodoreRake: Rupert Murdoch has been featured on The Simpsons too.

It fires airplanes?

Wait, the minimum internet speed requirements are done by screen size? That seems a little strange, I'd have thought resolution would determine how much bandwidth is needed.

@zeroprime: Enjoy the internets collapsing.

@anitesh.jaswal: You know, insulting someone for saying something you don't like (even if they are wrong) doesn't make you look better than them.

@dosdelon: This is fake. [blog.tsa.gov]