Biggest omission from this list: Children of Men

calling The Irishman “terrific” is a joke

Very indicative of the erection that anyone who would buy one of these is capable of.

TSA is 100% effective at its actual jobs - showing Congress that “something was done” post 9/11, and making the once-a-year flyers think there is security.

Everything about this car is what Elon wishes the Cybertruck was

This won’t pass. That will lessen the amount of gang members with a badge. That’s a no-no.

There are jokes that hide real sentiment, and there are jokes that are so absurd they couldn’t be mistaken for truth. I think most people would probably read the OP as the latter, so your reply was maybe not as fitting as you thought.

Can’t say I’m particularly familiar with Black Panther proverbs, no. I’m neither American nor liberal. There’s some truth to the original phrase since liberalism is a centrist position, but your corruption of it not so much.

It’s not a non sequitur when there is a logical connection that you just don’t understand.

Replying to SquidEatinDough, who dismissed this reply the first time.

Shhhhh. Hush now. Let’s all spend some time with this 2.7 RS.

“he also had a history of speeding offenses”

Change it. It looks stupid, and I haven’t even seen it. 

Wrangler with the “angry face” grille.

I’ll remind the kids to do the dishes!

Are you available for babysitting?

I can sympathize; I accidentally killed a childhood friend by “hilariously” dropping an anvil on him. I expected him to walk like an accordion for a few minutes and then be fine, the way Looney Tunes worked.

Too late: I grew up with Homer strangling Bart and, since I am someone who always does what cartoons show me, I now strangle every child I run across. 

Counterpoint: Fuck Machine Gun Kelly and his entire douchebag schtick. I’m living for the day a bank safe falls from a tall building and crushes him, Wiley Coyote style.

Counterpoint: No