He is currently still in jail after a judge denied his bail back in August.

Was Minhaj actually told he’s not getting the job, or is that just a funny story he made up for a new stand up routine?

Just become a cop, then everyone that doesn’t roll out the red carpet for you is a bad guy all over again!

If the bad guys can’t steal guns so that good guys with guns can later shoot at them, the whole circle of life breaks down. It leaves the good guys with no options other than accidentally (sometimes) shooting their family members, friends, and of course themselves.

The Tachikoma development has begun.

I SAID SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE, FLANDERS!

If he was in Texas, he’d be the one driving the F350.

Bikers are trash. Yes, all of ‘em. 

I still want to see the receipt that proves Mitch Hedberg bought that donut.

“They’re aggressive to the point that police say they refuse people who turn them down for help.”

Butt New Jersey.

I think a lot of the (understandable) knee jerk opposition people have to calls to defund or abolish the police has to do with the misapprehension that police exist to protect individuals or that they are part of the mechanism for serving justice. Protection and justice are not what the police are for, no matter what…

All. Conservative. Accusations. Are. Confessions.

It’s a shit deal. No officer wants to take a life

ACAB

“No officer wants to take a life”

This list is irrelevant without any mention of The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight (yeah baby!)

No officer wants to take a life,

‘It’s a shit deal. No officer wants to take a life’... Oh, you wonderful person. They do and they don’t care if they do. They are here not to protect you.