eh, she seems like the kind of woman where screwing her significant other would take you from step A to Hep C.

I’d use it as a launching point for a film career.

The ironic purchase of Joique Bell jerseys would soar.

Well he is from Nebraska.

One example of this is the lies he tells about the manufacturing sector we enjoyed in the middle part of the 20th century

The coal miners voting for Trump thinking he could end the “War on Coal” are a perfect example of people not willing to look at the hard truths. One problem with the coal industry is that much of the low hanging fruit of Appalachian/Allegheny coal has already been mined. That coal doesn’t magically reappear. The next…

I’m a Michigan fan, but I would almost certainly fuck every single Ohio State cheerleader, given the chance. Get your fucking priorities straight, man.

America’s patriots seem to have taken a puzzling liking to communists lately....

THANK YOU. What really fries my bacon is Americans are always complaining about how they hate politicians, because politicians lie and “cater” and try to hoodwink you... and yet we as a country apparently cannot accept even the most obvious of hard truths (“Climate change is real.”) We hate politicians that lie to us…

Completely agree, and the inability to accept reality and propose solutions that are feasible happens on both sides to varying degrees. Trump went further with his policy fantasies than I’ve seen out of a major party candidate in my lifetime.

Well God bless Wikileaks and the Russians. We got rid of that pant suit wearing devil Killary Clinton. She had an email server and she didn’t use her psychic abilities to stop the Benghazi attacks. The Lord works in mysterious ways. May the the good Lord’s favor shine on our saint of the common man Donald J. Trump.

If I got my husband a box (even a very expensive one), I think he’d spend several minutes looking at at, then me, thinking, “She’s testing me or something. A box? Is she trying to remind me of something I forgot? She must be mad at me, there’s no other explanation. Who just gives a box? Why is she looking at me that…

Tippecanoe and Assault Ya, Too

Trump is literally a meme president:

It reminds me of the theme from the Producers where they tried to do a musical that would bomb about Hitler, but it was a smashing success.

Donald would be much less articulate, like “Do I really look - plan! Okay? You know what - plan! Dogs chase cars. I wouldn’t... let me tell you folks, if I caught it, you know, I’d do all the things.”

I once worked for a Fortune 100 company, and I was friends with a dude who had a job as a sysadmin for a content management system for a few 100 people. He was busy implementing a major migration of a lot of data for this global system - it was a BIG project, and it involved years of prep work. Then he got cancer,…

“They said they came here ‘for the lulz,’ ma’am.”

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.

I’m sure he’ll pick one of Baylor’s fine football coaches for that position.