Newsflash: no one cares/pays attention to policy that necessitates the use of a drafting table and a fucking T-square to figure out.

Correct. Minority voters correctly assessed Bernie as a well-intentioned but completely out of touch old man from a state with a 0.00000000036% minority population who’s only real idea to make things better for minorities was as a side benefit of fixing income inequality.

New Vegas. I have a sudden urge to kill Mister House and Caesar. Again and again.

Directly he’d have to pay whatever damages were awarded. Indirectly it could be used as justification for impeachment (“high crimes and misdemeanors” is deliberately vague). I don’t think there’s any chance the trial will be over before the electoral college votes but it could encourage faithless electors.

Waiting on how long it is before he tries to scoop some gold out of Fort Knox to make a statue of himself for the White House front lawn.

I’m sure if this is granted, his lawyers would never dream of trying the use the fact that he is a sitting president to delay the trial until the end of his term, if not exempt him altogether. That would be madness!

Yeah, wild.

The Senator from Alaska, Lisa Murkowski can hopefully be a vote for sanity and help the Democrats as well, as she did on the government shutdown in 2013. She’s no fan of the right-wing of her party after the Teabaggers took her down in 2010 and she lost the Republican nomination. She ran as an independent and won…

I don’t think Warren can win a general election. Tammy Duckworth on the other hand...

He even has his Ser Pence!

I’m thinking it’s more likely he’ll have a medical issue. What happens if he were to die or be incapacitated between now and he takes office? Would it still go to Mike Pence?

Bernie couldn’t win the primary. There’s no way he would have diluted Trump’s base. He was/is astoundingly dislikable to a hell of a lot Midwest people, let alone likely voters.

At least this success was built on being fucked over and not by fucking over people.

He’s the kind of guy you need to be careful around so you don’t ruin his bright future if he accidentally rapes you.

No.

you mean our new director of homeland security?

sorry for the bummer joke, i hope it’s only a joke

Not a woman but let’s celebrate the ouster of Sheriff Joe fucking Arpaio. FINALLY.

It looks like the bigger issue was Rust Belt white working class male votes

But nonetheless it’s a true and valid criticism. And now as we sit here a few hours later, it appears to have been a part of why a meaningful enough number of voters to swing the election in Rust Belt states who voted for Obama in 2008 & 2012 voted for Trump in 2016, which aligns well with the same rejection of…

I never had a problem with the mountain peaks but the little chunks of nougat are guaranteed to stick in your teeth.