OMG Karl Rove was the Greatest Show on Earth that night. “What? Check those numbers again! I rigged Ohio myself! That can’t be right! Go do the math again!!”

I’m hoping Newt Gingrich will replicate his “YOU CAN’T EVEN CALL CLINTON A SEXUAL PREDATOR” meltdown. Because that was comedy gold.

I mean...it can’t be shade when it’s this blunt, right?

Still too sophisticated and wordy for the average Republican voter. Needs more Trumpisms.

That’s mighty Christian of him to send out that message.

Well, America WAS built on the hardy stock and tireless toil of persimmon farmers.

William Johnson? Really? Willy Johnson. He’s not just a dick. He’s a double dick.

When I asked Johnson, a corporate lawyer, why he referred to himself as a farmer, he replied:

“The worst case scenario is that we wind up a bit more like Russia.”? Well that’s a big relief!

And with a 58-year-old Breathless Mahoney who, surprise!, didn’t die and has cheekbone implants.

Who would play Tracy?

I made the light wall from Stranger Things

This is stupid. The court has already said the pipeline can move forward. What is Clinton supposed to do? Take a stand against the court? Ask protesters to violate the law because they don’t like the ruling?

He definitely got reich what he deserved...

Campisi’s!! One of my fav spots. I don’t go home to Dallas very often anymore but I always crave it.

Too soon.

Did you know that’s the first time an NBA team has blown a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals basketball game series?

Typical man, no sense of humor.

Oh, and can we TAWK about World War II? Nothing good ever came of it, I tellya.