nah

I always thought that the pyros went for ferraris

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

Listen, we don’t need science anymore. We have the Internet.  

I mean, we have food safety laws for a reason. Food safety laws are why the people who make your food have to wash their hands after they poo. Or, remember how entire families have dropped dead of botulism because of improperly canned tomato sauce?

Loafers with a suit is an even a bigger problem. (Brown shoes in blue suit can be fine, but you have to put in a lot more thought into it than light brown loafers with a bold pinstripe power suit.)

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

Man, she’s almost future ex wife material, but I’m kinda partial to this one:

It is hard but beat Pringle’s BJ in the main shot

But this is a great 1-2 here

‘Member when Tennessee was gonna play Bama twice en route to the CFB playoff?

Tennessee is two insane plays away from being 3-5. What makes you think they can go undefeated with Big Game Butchie at the helm? Time to face the fact that UT’s glory days are lomg gone. You’re Vandy, only without actually getting a real degree,

I had to watch it in slow motion for my tired eyes to be sure, but homeboy was definitely losing to that corner man. He ate a counter and another clean hit to the temple.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

I’m right-handed in everything I do except when I play hockey. I do that with a left-handed stick. My best guess is that I learned that way because that’s how my dad played, and he taught me the game.

i’m actually the opposite, kick left but am right handed

I won’t pretend to know anything about popstar’s talent but I know a pretty woman when I see one and she’s damn attractive.

I <3 TSwift. Fight me.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

So why did you miss the weld?

I’d take the job of driving 200 mikes a day in a Murcielago to inspect race tracks in England.