I have a stack of spare sheet metal, a rivet gun, and nothing to lose.

I would absolutely choose the licking.

I appreciate your math, but keep in mind that a normal human body is mostly water. These guys are Russian, and vodka is less dense than H2O.

$31,555?! I could buy like 30 Miatas with that amount AND be able to walk away from one each time I slide it into a wall.

Let me know when that speeder comes with a widebody kit so I can fit the king mattress in there.

I hate Gary Danielson SO much.

Listen at 0:41 because I’m pretty sure that’s the poo entering the nomex.

I just want another Bad Boys movie.

So, I saw you guys complaining about the GT-R Nismo price the other day, but comparing it to the price of the base model from a decade ago is a bit ridiculous. The 2017 is not $100k more than in 2007. Base GT-R starts at <$110K and I can’t think of anything else I’d rather have for the price. “Ridiculously…

There are people who don’t understand that babies happen because sex.

Meh. I’m looking forward to the next RS5 and may be making a jump to Audi for that one.

The steering controls are the drive behind my reasoning. Steering a high-performance machine with infrared cameras on public streets seems like it leaves plenty of room for catastrophe, safeguards or not.

Dogs should just be allowed everywhere. Then, there’s no reason to leave them in cars.

Since Saban came to Bama in 2007, every SEC school has now turned over the position at least one time. Missouri and A&M are a little different because they’re conference newcomers. Given time, Saban will bury Sumlin too.

Yeah, it looks like these only have a few fins and I’m thinking that the owner probably won’t be pushing it to that point. These are likely a bit more for the aesthetic. I think that I’d probably prefer the car without.

Wheel fans are applied to aid in cooling. You often see them on rally builds or other applications where brake fade is a concern.

A few dozen people pile up and all you get is a bunch of “HOLD ME BACK, BRO!” type jawing at each other.

Omarosa roll

This perfectly illustrates major defining characteristics of each team’s recent years: the dumb luck of Auburn and the terrible game management by LSU.

There was no Z06 in 2014...