Man, I have GOTTA get here faster - too many of you buggers think like me. ;-)

I want this for an alarm clock. Or maybe have it built into a toilet so that every time it gets flushed this happens. You know.... make it more festive.

Wow, I really appear to be in the minority on this one. I actually like SGU. I even like it alot. I guess I was holding out hope it might get picked up somewhere else or something. It sounds like a whole lot of my fellow SciFi geeks are not with me on this. I choose to respectfully disagree. (And no, you are not all…

Yes, everyone who does not do what you do is a fool.

I drove a car in the UK for two years. It was horrible. It was all like "Cheerio, pip, pip" and Benny Hill, dudes in gorilla suits and bikini clad chicks with bad teeth running all around the motorway. Then that damn Mary Poppins comes swooping in while you try to navigate a zebra crossing. PANDEMONIUM. Wait... what…

I need someone to back me up on this. Picture #2 looks like the bar scene from Heavy Metal... am I right? All we need is some Devo mood music and a white hair'd vixen with some sword skils to complete the scene.

is this art or just a really bad case of digital narcissism?

Yeah, but then they had to go and bring him back. Stinking aliens.

Yeah, but then the bastards brought him back. Damn aliens.

Isn't treating the "Fortean Times" as a reputable "source" of "Information" one of the signs of the "apocalypse"?

I lived in London for over 2 years. The media there was so fond of their polls.... and they did/do far more than ever gets reported here, on how [insert general insult on something here] Americans are. Being the only American in the neighborhood, the conversations got interesting when they would bring up these various…

I actually have a dream of this kind of glass being my rear window in my car. I want several programmable keys where I can hit them and different videos will be presented to the person behind me. Maybe one of me flipping the bird, hanging a BA... you know, all the grown up stuff. Or wait, I could sign the selected…

Cool.. so if my circumstances cause me to retreat into a world that exists only in my mind, instead of calling me "Crazy" I can just tell everyone I am vacationing in my multi-verse! Having said that, I am actually looking forward to this little slice of crazy.

I am old enough to recall the leisure suit. My mother got me one as one of my first "Formal Outfits" *shudder*

Are we ready for the lamentations of the low box office?

Anyone else tired of the "All us evil humans screwed up the world, lets bail!" genre?

Not really guys. The version they are selling for $40 does not come with the cool little code inside so that you get DLC for free. If you want it after the fact, it will cost you $10. Plus you do not get access to the Gears of War beta thing (which I don't really care about anyway... but there ya go_.

So the question for today must be "How many magical internets electrons can we waste with a very silly and pointless article"!

Never underestimate the raw power of the money shot.

"Derek Johnson Productions a Subsidiary of Johnson Realty,LLC." Just pure classic awesome. You can see the flick and get your foreclosure or short sale paperwork done at the same time! Now THAT is convenience.