"It's not two Jesuses, though, it's Saints"

Does Sofia Vergara bear any responsibility for agreeing to participate? It is such an obviously dumb idea, truly painful to watch, but no one forced her to stand on that pedestal.

or A Night at the Oprah.

You can wake up now.

He all like - who let big ass giant play?

This can't possibly be real.

It's good to see you doing well Brodie Croyle.

Agreed. Considering that less than 12 hours after Michael Brown was killed there were photos of graffiti in Ferguson saying that "the only good cop is a dead cop", there certainly were longstanding issues between people and law enforcement. Doesn't excuse anything about this situation, but I'm glad someone is talking…

See, there was this HBO show called The Wire. People seemed to like it quite a bit (especially white people), and would enthusiastically recommend it to all their friends and coworkers. In hindsight, I see where Drew's reference might have been confusing if you'd never had a job or friend.

Our fan base can't seem to grasp the concept that Goodell really suspended our coach because Payton was an unrelenting, arrogant prick towards him for two years after winning the Super Bowl.

I was planning on proposing to my then girlfriend (now my wife) at the Superdome, so I called the Saints organization to try and get field passes. After being transferred numerous times, I somehow got Mickey Loomis' number and explained to him how my girlfriend was a die-hard fan and how it would make her very happy…

Donald Sterling also was officially named World's Biggest #2

I don't care what he can do in a ring or an octagon, he isn't a man.

You are missing the best part. He wants to be a lawyer: http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/…. He's now gotten advice on reddit (repeating bad mistakes) that the bar association wouldn't like this ordeal, so he has now given up that dream and is selling his books: http://www.reddit.com/r/forsale/comm…

No mention of the MASSIVE confederate flag Tampa has at the intersection of its two major interstates, right by the exit for MLK Boulevard?

The only good thing about the Bucs is that their original orange unis look like the tastiest bar at the ice cream truck. Creamsicles 4 lyfe.

+3 bypass

Common sense should have never had to step in.

Probably a fifth of Woodford Reserve and two Ambien. Should have waited until after the race for that, though.

"You get used to it."