Roddy: They are bad at being good.

Ejected Chiefs' Fan: Don't taze me, bro.

Actually, no, giving every parent a free pass because they might have a legitimate excuse is called kindness. If you do something that suddenly you wouldn't do (and would feel bad about doing) if you found out X was true, then it was an asshole thing to do in the first place.

actually it is exactly part of being a child. I have a 2.5 year old and she says please and thank you but she will throw tantrums when she wants something and can't wait or accept no as an answer which is 85% of the time. Because she can talk does not mean she understands social conventions. "Rude, screaming and…

"You are absolutely right, all she had to do was say 'Knock it off or you won't get any pie.' Boom. Done."

It's BECAUSE this story is faker than a Ray Rice apology that I'm able to enjoy it so. It's just a harmless revenge FANTASY, nothing to see here.

People like you who have to scan every single thing in the world through a left-right political prism are the absolute worst. It must just be exhausting and alienating.

"what ISN'T part of being a child is being a rude, screaming, inconsolable little prick"

... said the guy who clearly has never parented a child, and has an extremely fuzzy memory of his own childhood.

No, he was being a spiteful prick to the child. The mom wasn't the one who wanted a pie. She was the one with the perspective to understand that an acting-up child is not a national crisis.

It so didn't happen. The guy was probably in a Burger King, and a kid in line was whining to his mom about getting dessert. That's about it— rest is fiction.

I have two problems with this thing becoming a viral phenomenon:

The A&M Fans clamoring for Houston or Dallas to draft Manziel were the most annoying part of the draft. Yeah, let's spend a first round pick on an undersized running QB who couldn't stay healthy in college and destroy our salary cap. Aggies are the worst.

I'll assume you're from a foreign land.

I find Futbol pointless and insipid. I find it's supporters to be full of shit snobs who act like you have to be a member of Mensa to "get" their game. I find the skinheads and other acts of blatant racism that permiate your sport to be disturbing. I think using penalty kicks to decide "the most important trophy" in…

It's called football. You don't have to call it "American Football" unless your goal is to sound like you have a Union Jack stuffed up your ass and a spot of tea brewing up.

Please, continue on how you don't like things that other people like.

Incorrect. 0 yards, 0 yards, 0 yards, -4 yards, 2 yards, 85 yards, 0 yards, 0 yards, 0 yards.

To be fair, LSU quarterbacks are usually fucking awful while still at LSU, as well.