Something about a pidgeon playing chess...shitting on the board and strutting around like he’s won.

Trump: “We did it! We got Mexico to send troops to the border!”

Here’s the video.

“You’re the driver.”

I count 11 cops in that photo. Certainly there were even more just outside of the picture. Coordinate this kinda thing with a bunch of bank robberies going on at the same time and success would be assured.

It’ll happen, but long after Fusk is dead and gone. But it’ll probably be Russia or China after we sell NASA off to them.

YOU RADICAL LEFT LUNATIC!!!

until Musk’s company reaches Mars

I once chose not to throw a paper airplane off the roof of an apartment building because I felt it would be littering.

I am 100% certain that nazi, i mean ceo, elon musk does not care and will not do anything about it other than litter other pieces of paradise as well.

legend.  both the meme and the lady.

You idiots wouldn’t know Bond’s coolest car if it hit you square in the product placement.

Oookay, that had me laughing hard.

Took me a moment

Walked into an airport with a handgun and an AR, and is only facing charges...?

It’s Arkansas, but same thing.

It’s Texas.  It’s it a Class A felony to not have a gun, there?

The NRA has no use for your logic and is fully immune to it.

That noise you’re hearing is the sound of every NRA exec finally achieving an erection, having finally found an actual “good guy with a gun” story to crow about.

“He’s not facing charges of aggravated assault, attempted aggravated robbery and terroristic threatening in the first degree.”