I owned a 1999 Alfa Romeo GTV (facelifted model with the silver centre console) for 7 years, and it remains the best car I have ever owned.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a weird automobile. And you may ask yourself "why won't this damn thing start?"

“Hunter’s pardon” and “Kamala” will be two of the main excuses neo-nazis use in 2027 when the economy is still flat.

Build a wall.

It's time to finish what General Sherman started.

This IS Florida we’re talking about, they can always make things worse.

I worry that, as sea levels rise because of climate change and claim their natural habitat, they will migrate to the few decent places left in the continental U.S. Invasive species are harmful.

Florida-man is already kinda a deranged feral mutant, I don’t see how it could make them worse.

Well, sure the stuff is a little radioactive, but it will be locked inside a road. Roads never degrade or release any kind of particles, right? Guys? ... Right?

... and he becomes a superhero, Road Rash.

You’re assuming they will ever get their news from a source other than Fox. Pretty sure Fox is already working on propaganda to blame Democrats for all the shit (and promises) Trump breaks.

Working class voters when they realize the billionaires they voted for are pursuing policies that benefit billionaires over the working class.

/rushes to typewriter, hurriedly pens script about a young man who has a bicycle accident on radioactive road and becomes the superhero Road Rash.

Or, this is the first in what will become an ongoing string of decisions that abandon his voter base now that they’ve served their purpose, and he can get on with the self-aggrandizement part of the plan.

I really want the Confederate States to secede before they destroy the rest of us.

Don’t worry, Trump will change his mind on this, when he discovers it’s not the popular take from his adoring fans. Then Musk will offer him a half-billion to reconsider, and so he’ll flip again (and cash that check). Remember — he used to be “TIKTOK is the DEVIL! BAN IT!” and now suddenly he loves it and wants to…

I’m sure Amazon doesn’t even prepare their drivers for what they have to deal with, that would be openly admitting how shitty their work conditions are. It’s a bait-and-switch. Only the extremely desperate would take the job if they were honest.

Let’s hope that it’s a continuing trend in 2025.

Honestly, even an automatic would be more fun than most cars on the road. This list is just the cars that trigger people irrationally.

I was offended by the Miata header photo until I read the reasoning. lol