Get it sliced as thin as possible and the one with pistachios.

You know that this will piss them off more than the mile long list of labor laws they violate.

Why not just blow it up with those space lasers that were all the rage a few years ago?

If they sell it here.

Because I couldn’t afford one? And if I could have afforded one, I still would rather have the RS6 Avant.

They got lucky this year that the wind wasn’t an issue. It was 20-30 mph sustained with 40-60 mph gusts the following morning. 

Not true at all. I’m fine with my neighbors.

Nope, completely serious. Not a fan of kids.

There is zero reason why the milk shouldn’t be frothed without a thermometer. You can get them clearly marked for the frothed sweet spot.

The commenters on here posting about “suffering” while having to drink coffee is the reason Starbucks exists. Coffee for people who don’t like coffee.

You can reuse this same slideshow as Food Related Gifts for your work White Elephant party.

While it has been 16 years and plenty of other events have come and gone, there may still be a bad taste from the nightmare that was the 2007 NBA All Star Game. Traffic was so bad that most of the Thomas & Mack Center wasn’t full until nearly halftime. That had an obscene number of stories of not just lousy tippers…

As a fully somewhat functional adult that has now want or need for children of there own, there should be leash laws for those disease carrying little fuckers. They have those harnesses with with bungee cords. And maybe make it mandatory that parents actually know what the fuck they are doing. This should be a finable…

You know, maybe these cars shouldn’t have 600 horsepower. 

The name was changed a few years ago after it was sold and renovation was done.

I wouldn’t be surprised that isn’t the first time this has happened. Just another crazy story about the Stanley Cup.

The Strat is a complete dump, but is close enough. Whatever. The Orleans is a half mile west on Tropicana from Las Vegas Boulevard and the South Point is 5 miles south of the Mandalay Bay. While both are much nicer places to be than The Strat, neither are remotely near The Strip.

You get two cars in one!

I’ve always wanted to just order a Caramel Vanilla Latte at one of these places. My brother begrudgingly put it on the menu at his shops because of “fucking Starbucks” in the latte section. But he also has a real macchiato as well. 

They aren’t good. Need to eat them there and order them well done. I still barely get them as I just opt for an extra burger patty.