Congrats on quitting.

So stop eating potatoes, pepper, eggplant and tomatoes if you are worried about nicotine.

Passing lane, not the fast lane. Everything else looks good.

This isn’t coffee

I am not a fan of ranch to begin with, but Hidden Valley is just awful. 

I’d argue that this country deserves it.

You are correct, since I didn’t know that. 

That wind was fairly normal compared to this

This is an all time reader submission.

Many don’t. 

https://ablebakerbrewing.com/origin-of-name/

I go with the double double or even a 3x2 protein style, but get no spread. It really falls apart fast when they put the spread on. Get a packet or two and add it yourself as you go.

Skimmed the entire article looking for paprika. 

Went last Friday at 3:30. Waited 45 minutes in line inside. Got to the front of the line, wanted to try one of each, placed my order. Someone from the back comes up and says the are out, as the ones they are waiting to thaw have already been sold. The guy behind me left. I just order some spicy tenders and sit down…

Lifestyles of the rich and the tasteless

I was wondering how far I’d have to scroll down before I found a Duesenberg. 

A 1993 Sable in green was my first car. Those damn light burned out constantly and weren’t as cheap as they should have been.

Actually it does. The Bears lost a few more games because of his misses and, like he said, could have had a bye. Also, fuck him for going on the Today show and babbling on about god’s plan.

Ding!

There is a giant ugly building on the Las Vegas Strip with Mango Mao’s name on it. It is a hotel only. The Nevada Gaming Board refused to give him a gaming license. That should speak volumes to how bad you are as a “businessman” where you constantly screw up casinos.