Hats to the left

Americana came out 21 years and isn’t exactly uplifting. The title track might be more appropriate today than in 1998. 

The burners are out in the grays. This is your friendly reminder to not reply to those jackasses and keep them hidden. A septic tank is too good for them. 

I still say last week’s draft was a disaster and should be deleted since no one picked steak. 

I only want a foul ball if I catch it on the fly and bare handed. I am not bringing a glove since I am older than 12. If I get one on a bounce or a ricochet off some old lady’s face, I am giving it to a kid. These rules do not apply if I have a chance to get a hockey puck, but I still want to catch it on the fly.

FRaNC eM?

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I bring one of two things; Caprese Salad or Jello Shots. And I always get asked to bring them. 

I am originally from there, can confirm south of I-80. And anything west of DuPage county is basically Iowa.

Took a lot of composure to not bust out laughing at my desk.

You are correct, a shark does not need to fear someone named Jaden.

In the water, yes. On land, not so much.

Said this back on May 8th when the conference finals were set. The only team that I could stomach winning was Carolina. And even that was tough since the owner is a crook. But everything sucks and Boston will win. At least the Bucks obliterated the Celtics to save us from complete disaster. 

Are you not allowed to use EDC for copyright reasons?

Only 2 redeeming qualities... pfft.

I’ve seen this before.

There will probably be self drive lanes, much like HOV lanes. You get ticketed if you cross in and out of those, so not much of a surprise.

Neutral: Fuck Yes! For those of us that actually enjoy driving, this is a fantastic thing. You would have all of those people that would rather do anything else but drive no longer endangering other drivers; swerving, going too slow in the passing lanes, etc. They would be in their lanes and out of my way. Bring it on!…

And yet they are already on the defensive about non-calls earlier in the game. Hell, I even saw a few bitching about game two in round one with a goaltender interference call. Decided to look that one up again, the goalie took an elbow to his head.

I should be mad that pinball is down at 14. I am not since that there are some truly great pinball machines (LOTR, Addams Family, Jurassic Park) and some really terrible ones (anything Harley Davidson). 14 is a fair compromise.