I mentioned this is the catch/incomplete/fumble/no fumble article, told my brother this morning that if it came down to Parkey, he’d somehow hit both uprights. I guess I was wrong.

Told my brother this morning that if it comes down to Parkey he’d hit both uprights. Technically, I was wrong.

A globe trotting master thief known for their jacket color with distinctive theme music, is now stealing from those that can afford it. Ok, so when is the team up happening?

This is probably going a little too far.

Where in the hell will you find a 1.000-21-31 stat line? A slow pitch softball league?

Florida is absolutely #1. It’s a toss up between Cold Florida and Dry Heat Florida. 

It was one for one, so was it one tire fire or just one tire?

Not a Caps fan, and there is no chance the Ovechkin breaks Gretzky’s record in this era. The goalies are just too good now. Alex Ovechkin probably is the best pure goal scorer of all time.

Where in that article does it say that vaping is as bad as smoking?

Called it the Back Sack when it happened. I’m sticking with it. Technically it would be a Half Back Sack.  

Giving Seattle the Blues roster would go against what the NHL just said about having the same expansion draft rules as Vegas so that they can be competitive.

The league will be better off when chowderheads like these are out of the game. Hell, the Knights seemed more interested in the 1st and most of the 2nd to just keep hitting the Caps and not winning the game. After all of the horseshit stopped, the 3rd period was actually a good watch.

Reaves loads up before the hit. He doesn’t do that, he doesn’t get tossed and probably only gets 2 minutes. Shoulder to shoulder, but blindsided and way late. Because of those two things, it is a dirty hit.

Bob McKenzie is an international treasure. 

Is the cow related to John Cena?

I don’t hate this list, unlike the one above. I do think St. Patrick’s Day should have an asterisk, and shoots way up, if it falls on the opening weekend of the NCAA Tourney.

How is July 1st, the start of NHL Free Agency and some other holiday, not even ranked? I was expecting that to be #1.

I love this analogy.

Who’d a thunk it that someone with multiple bankruptcies is bad at business and a complete con man.