I’d hate myself after but I totally would!

Ugh, I feel guilty admitting that I’d totally bang Paul Ryan. I’d hate myself after, but I'd still totally do it.

(sob) “but I just can’t stop thinking about that blue ribbon!” Ugh, maybe think about that kid whose life you effectively ended?!

Wait, where did you find this?? If true, totally fascinating! I’ve seen the documentary but would really value an additional fact source for reference.