... See you in 48 hours

You are officially banned from the internet for 48 hours. Keep it up with the puns and it’ll be a month.

Ooh, now those look fun to paint. The demons will fit in nicely with my Sigmar army of Daemons.

So the porting company works for DC?

Agreed - nearest pokecenter is 5 miles from me, and the only one at work is behind a locked lab door (for... some... reason?).

Jealous of all of you people finding non-rat pokemon with CP’s higher than 50.

“Shinji, you suck - get in the ice rink”

Ah, thumbnail theatre...

When you see a story online that includes an “Update” edit, does anyone else hear Robert Stack’s voice from Unsolved Mysteries say it in their head?

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder?

*goes to church, finds Arceus* Hmm...

*goes to a Planned Parenthood, finds Darkrai* Hmmmm....

*goes to a Unitarian church, finds nothing* Ah hah!

I sense this game is biased.

*goes to Burger King, finds Arceus*

Ok, now I’m just confused

This is silly - all you need to do is approach the grenade and hit the R3 button to throw it back at the enemy

There was no MoO3.

“But dude, it came out in 200-”
“THERE WAS NO MOO3 LALALALALALALA”

Maybe we’re all just tired of your shit, Totilo!

Why is she not playing as D-Va and cosplaying as her while gaming? Seriously, these pro gamers have NO sense it seems.

Jokes aside, it seems like an issue but it really isn’t - “pro gamers accuse girl gamer of cheating” makes it sound like a gender-bias thing, but it really should be...

“Pro gamers are all awful people,…

Thanks! I have 50 video games to finish before I NEVER GET TO PLAY THEM AGAIN

So my now pregnant wife is a major Sonic fan, and these 4 would be fantastic as a gift for her... where did YOU find them? Or are they a review package? They aren’t in stock online, and before I wind my way around the toy stores in my area I want to make sure I’m not chasing something that isn’t available yet...

Congrats on finding someone who can reach the high shelves for you! My wife is 4' 11" and I think the primary reason she agreed to marry me is because I can reach things. God help my marriage if she ever finds out step stools exist.

You are fired from the internet. Take your puntastic worldview and get out.

I foolishly bought WD1 day one. I will not be fooled again.

You can claim it is incorrect all you want, but it doesn’t make it so. WHFB was ailing poorly for GW, and their options were to completely revitalize it or kill it. They chose the former.

It actually wasn’t - it was less than 12% revenue by the time it ended. Sigmar’s numbers are already bigger. GW had to revitalize the game to make it work.

WHFB also had the major problem of how huge an army you needed to play - while 40k games tend to average out to 1500 points (give or take), most WHFB games were…