Because WHFB was raking in the dough with its quality, let me tell you...

I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome this game is.

I love Age of Sigmar. Gameplay is incredible. New units are no worse than magical elves and grunty dwarves.

Haters gonna hate!

He’d need a bigger camera to cover the correct sized pauldrons.

Needs more hand flamer

I... don’t recall fantasy having an Inquisition? Sadly I only started with Sigmar on the fantasy side, so I’m playing fluff catchup.

For all questions about heresy, please see your commissar.

It isn’t ruined, but it did change the meta. The problem is that the Grey Knights are so impressively effective as a faction that the other subfactions of the Inquisition got stepped over. Sisters of Battle anyone? Coolest fluff, worst army to play.

Fluff-wise, I’m interested to see how the current war of Fenris pans…

That makes sense - I’ve played Tau for so long and only recently started my Salamanders army. All I know about the Inquisition is that, fluff-wise, I can’t stand them.

Can non-marines even take a Thunderhammer? I don’t have that codex...

Thunderhammer with no Storm Shield? Pfft! Gitgud noob!

I remember when Olde New York was once New Amsterdam!

The best counter-reviews are ad hominem attacks!

That’s how you synergize paradigms!

“Why do people keep mentioning the Pebble Smartwatch to us?”

I can’t wait to spend $60 for a 4-hour campaign!

Wait...

Uhh, seriously? That’s what you’re trying to figure out? Come on Bash... that is CLEARLY a chocolate-dipped waffle cone stuck to her head to be eaten later. I mean, if I had to keep a chocolate-dipped waffle come with me at all times, that’s where I’D keep it.

The new US: if you’re not offended, don’t worry, we’ll be offended on your behalf.

The movie is probably going to be awful, but not because of Scarlett being cast as Motoko.

Not sure if you understand the definition of the word ‘rightfully’ ...

Wait... I thought Kotaku WAS the seedy underbelly of the internet? Or is that Gawker in general?