Step 1) Get a concealed carry permit
Step 2) Always bring a gun to a knife fight

“I never thought Backstabby McTraitorface would turn on us - he seemed so trusting. What do you think Psycho O’Willkillusall?”

As an IBMer, I would like to take this time to apologize...

Totally agree on the stupid mini ones. The big ones... yes, the amount of fondant to chocolate is off, and it ends up being a painful sugar rush. The little ones are perfect. Too perfect. I eat them 12 at a time, and feel terrible about it. Up until I go to the store, and buy 3 more boxes, tears welling up in my eyes,…

‘In Dragon Ball, “Kamehameha” (かめはめ波) literally means “Turtle Devastation Wave”’

It is childish to have a particular taste? I love this new line of thinking on the internet: “your opinion is different, and therefore must be ridiculed and dragged through the mud.”

Seriously, I don’t understand your argument here. They DO get to decide what happens to it: they can decide NOT to buy it. The real…

I’ve just started wargaming - both Age of Sigmar and 40k (Go Tau! Beat those non-Tau and the Tau that aren’t mine!), and I welcome the glut of games. At the same time, I’ll never play most of them - but I appreciate that GW is allowing its IP to spread.

But frankly, I want something they will NEVER give: a game that…

Our Foodie in Kitchen, Awesome Be His Name (Alton Brown) has an episode where he cooks bacon in a waffle iron.

And yes, you can totally do that. And it is totally awesome.

But then you have to CLEAN THE DAMNED THING. Grease everywhere. Bacon-scented waffles forever.

What? You don’t like a 100% loss-based db option?

It takes real skill to buy a functioning beloved database product and then ruin it

HEY! DB2 isn’t awful. It’s just that everyone prefers Oracle.

Grift 80? You should see the wizards pushing 98's...

I believe it is less ‘kids shouldn’t see this’ and more ‘let’s cover our asses so we don’t get letters’ censorship.

*inaudible squeeing sound*

It’s less grind-y than other games - have you played Fallout 3 or New Vegas? Know how you can pick up every freakin’ object in the game? Plates, forks, baskets, etc.? In Fallout 4, each of those items is defined by its core parts: steel, plastic, glass, screws, copper, etc. Each weapon mod, armor mod, or town crafting…

The crafting system alone makes the game worth it - though I do find myself spending more time looking for random junk than fighting (unlike the previous Fallout games).

I do not like the limited nature of the new power armor - or how quickly and easily you obtain it - and hope an intrepid modder finds a better system.

C…

No ‘true’ horror game has ever come as close to giving me the chills as flying through the nebula...

Perhaps coming from my own software dev side of things, I’ve never held any of these misconceptions (well, except that DLC is evil - at the response given is utter bullshit in every regard). Do people HONESTLY think developers are inherently lazy? Is there someone out there who still thinks graphics make a game? I…

Where else can you get a beej from an SJW in exchange for promoting her game and STILL get to keep your job?

D3’s servers have been miserable this past week. It’s great suddenly dipping into the red and having everything vanish on you, or getting stuck in place while a GRG is gunning for you. Or having the game claim your ping is green but there is a full 1s delay on all of your skills.