I believe this originally started as a mod for Homeworld 2.

So... you’re offended? STOP THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESSES! SOMEONE IS OFFENDED ON THE INTERNET!

Don’t worry ma’am - this happens a lot. There’s a line you can go wait in for your apology/compensation.

I enjoy the number of ‘suck it Kotaku’ comments that scroll by in that .gif

Women can’t choose to dress up in Eevee Bunny Suits and pose for a cheesecake picture on their own accord with being objectified, obviously. The patriarchy is forcing them or something.

I will sir! Thank you!

Dammit, I can’t find my Glorious PC Master Race animated GIF...

In two years I expect to read the following:

“I’m amazed people haven’t figured out the story in the latest sequel to my game. The 19th iteration was meant to be the final part of the narrative - and a key one at that. You know, when I first released part one last Tuesday I never thought we would ever get this far.”

I, too, enjoyed AP - even though I had the PC version which had some annoying game breaking bugs that I had to use cheats to get past. Hacking, for example, was impossible with a keyboard and mouse - it slaved the controls to the thumbsticks, so when that got translated to K&M it... didn’t work. I ended up having to…

Well for starters it isn’t a giant metal onahole.

Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot. All I’m saying is that if ANYONE deserves an awesome new mech suit it is Commander Farsight. Perhaps you aren’t aware of his backstory - he’s the tactical genius commander behind most of the Tau’s military conquests. However,…

True, but if you’re going to blow up lots of spaceships, you need to do it IN STYLE!

I will counter your “toilet paper tube with a flashlight” with more mecha:

Mountains you say? That’s adorable.

If you’re going to bring a mass of giant bulky mechs into this, then I have one simple solution.

You and what army?

“Dibs”

Luke Plunkett, master Kotaku shit-poster.

I was literally 3 seconds away from opening the wrap on my copy when my friend texted me “Jesus Homefront is an awful game.”

I waited for a review, nodded, and returned the game for a full refund. As I vaguely recall, I put the money in for a preorder of RAGE instead.

So in a way, I was still buying a disappointing FPS

Right on motherducker

One is a media that uses outrageous headlines, catchy wording, and impressive looking pictures to attract the attention of potential viewers and the other is a Time magazine.

That’s right - we can’t all just hit the ‘X’ button to win every fight

*stares menacingly at FF13*