Sasuke isn’t so bad. He only tries to kill the ones he loves. And now that the series is done, we can assume that Kishimoto will stop fellating the real doll of Sasuke that he keeps in his apartment (whispering to it gently every night “I wish you were real”)

Ugh, the dialog. It all seems so... forced. Like a Ultimates version of DC. Every time something different happens, it’s like they want to turn to the 4th wall and say “OH YEAH! We just went there!”

Since you have an in with XSEED, can you convince them to embrace more PCMasterRace with their games? I will pay actual monies for more Trails on Steam.

Eh, I dunno - milking that first story would be a bit much. Maybe it’s an army of the 12 monkeys thing, where time is immutable.

OMG! GUYS! The future has COLOR STILL! *excited*

I, in fact, cheated myself a broken Nick Fury, who would calmly use his 99 movement range to walk up and point-blank fire his pistol into the back of every enemy on the map. JUST BECAUSE.

Not producers - project managers. People whose job it is to manage non-development aspect of a project, including legal, defect control, test status, etc.

This is really more the entire industry. I really want to get the source for Game Dev Tycoon and fork it over to a more realistic ‘Industry Dev Tycoon.’

“Oh shit, you forgot to include taxes and paychecks into your crowdfunding campaign!”

“Oh crap, you didn’t know it costs that much to physically publish a game!”

“Dammit,…

Mine can run faster than Sonic AND he’s a Jedi with Sith powers but he can use them totally without going dark side AND he can also go Super Saiyan 5 which is like 3 more than Goku and then he also is a ninja.

(Actual line from a character bio on a Sonic fan character during an art contest I was judging. It haunts me…

It’s not my joke (though I did make it waay back when I used to admin a Sonic forum) - there’s a series on youtube about Sonic shorts where they REALLY hammer the fandom on the copy characters.

My fan character Cinos - Sonic’s long lost twin brother - is COMPLETELY original.

Ah, no, see - that’s the beauty of it - I think Larson drew it back when the original Nintendo came out.

I think we’re both trying to argue that we like vanilla ice cream - I don’t have anything against pro gaming, and I don’t think anyone else should either. It isn’t my personal thing, but neither are pro sports. I do, however, understand why people are for it (and more power to them).

The Far Side comic I posted just…

People will pay for whatever they like. If people want to pay to watch someone else play games, that’s their choice. We spend money on games, consoles, digital goods, and other crap that are not necessities - nobody really should be against the concept of pro-gaming, unless they are making a broad statement of the…

And what, pray tell, am I trying to defend?

He needs cooler parents

I enjoyed MW1’s campaign quite a bit - up until the last part where it just got stupid. Still, it didn’t ruin the game for me at all. So I was rather excited to pickup MW2.

I should pause here and mention I’m that guy who plays SP games only, for the most part. I’ll pause for a moment longer while you laugh and/or…

At those prices, you won’t feel like you’re getting screwed.

Don’t trust the Blizzard support reps when you’re not directly talking to them online. I was walking downtown the other night when this guy popped up and was like “I can get you what you need for a good price.” Since I assumed he was referring to HotS stuff, I asked if could help me with better lane carrying. He said…

It took me years to finish as well, but mostly because the second disc text speed was pretty bad.