I'm actually curious about those changes now, but I'm not much of a reddit guy, so I'm not 100% sure how to dig through this. Aside from some sort of bias, the best I could think of would be a redefinition of the civ's main ideologies (expansionism, militarism, etc.) in order to avoid conflicting with another…

North Korea has rainbow farting unicorns - they're a shoe in to win.

Somewhere, a writer wrote Ice-T's line about Kotaku, squealed in delight when it aired, and then immediately held us his hand waiting for the high five from Jason.

"WE MENTIONED YOU! YOU GUYS ARE MAINSTREAM NOW!" he says, with a big smile on his face, still waiting for his high five.

"Don't worry - we understand what…

I enjoyed the fact that, exactly at 15:00 in the movie, the first guy to get hit is by Tony Jaa's knees 8 feet in the air.

The Protector should have a subtitle of "WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT: THE MOTION PICTURE."

IE should have a group of older, fatter brothers who show up from time to time "even though we got laid off recently, people still like to see us around." Assuming this is IE11, the poor guy should have problems getting hired because of the shoddy work his brothers did in the past. He himself isn't bad, though he is…

I was really enjoying Dying Light... up until I got to the...

oh wait...

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

... mission where you have to plant some explosives on a nest. You're given 5 minutes to do so - and if you die (which I totally did because the zombie firefighter is a douchebag), your respawn only gives you 3 1/2 minutes. …

I've been gaming for many, many years now - both as a player and as a GM. I'll offer the following bits of advice:

1) As a GM, understand that you have the power to kill the players at any moment, remove all their equipment, de-level them, de-power them, and effectively leave them with nothing. That isn't your job -…

For what it is worth... thank you for your service, Mr. Peters!

Very few countries have laws covering digital goods in that regards - honestly I can't think of any aside from the ones the EU were working on a few years ago (that to my knowledge are still not in effect).

I don't believe Valve is making a sufficient amount of money off the 'con jobs' as you put it - the major ones…

It *doesn't* as one involves gambling and the possibility of match fixing, which has its own serious legal implication in the many countries where the game is played. Valve has to have a proper stance on this in order to avoid lawsuits or major government crackdown.

The Early Access problem has more to deal with the…

All I can hear in my head as he spins those things is me attempting the same feat while yelling "ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshithowdoIstopthem"

I've heard mixed reviews for 5e, but it is mostly positive. I'm mostly against it because of all the bullshit WoTC did for 4e - not just the system, but the overall treatment of writers, artists, and the like.

Most of them involve pictures of some dice sitting next to an apple pie with the quote "This pie is a better dwarven cleric than Steve."

(God dammit Steve)

I have many, many, many D&D stories, but none of them involve mustlove tentacles or dragonborn assrape.

As an aside, I wonder if kinja has a tool that allows you to searching for a particular word or phrase and return the number of times it has been used. Mainly, in response to this thread, the word 'assrape.'

While that sounds interesting, I'm glad my group moved to Pathfinder - After the mess that was 4e, I've lost any remaining faith I had with WOTC.

Well now, not so fast - what if XP is actually awarded by a panel of judges who gives points for creativity, skill, effort, and tentacle usage? If that were true, then quick judgement would be ideal in order to move the game along at a proper pace.

Apparently one bereft of tentacled assrape

Life is good, my friend - why ruin it with unwarranted hate over a troupe of people doing comedy? On the internet.

Again, situational awareness. Ask yourself: is this worth your time and energy?

Your level of venom for this is not conducive to the overall importance of this video. We are literally at a "hey, I think this is funny" "NO IT ISN'T IT IS AN AFFRONT TO ALL MANKIND" level of anger here - and that's honestly not okay. I know this is the internet and all - home of the overreacting comment - but you…