I'm... not entirely certain your meaning of D&D and my meaning of D&D are the same thing.

Man, this actually really sucks. Now I need to find a place to get all of my gaming news.

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*looks awkwardly at the top left corner*

I don't see the problem - he's clearly riding a pair of unicycles and using Robin and Nami for balance on the rear cycle. Doesn't everyone do that?

That's not evil, that's just you being a douche. The "PC Master Race" crowd started on two fronts:

1) Yahtzee made a funny joke, meant as a jab, but the primary PC players took it and ran with it

2) For many years, PC players were suffering from poor ports, ignorance from developers, and general suckery at the behest…

Not feeling dissed, since you are over double time into the game compared to me - good to see things do change as you play.

1) Ignore the god damned heavy weapons. Sure, that heavy fireman's axe of doom has a 180 base damage, and sure it will cost ALL of your monies, but... 180 base damage! Your current hammer is half that! That makes it TWICE AS GOOD! RIGHT?!

We always discuss the 'game-ification' of things in life - I think we can delve further and actually discuss the 'genre-fication' of games as well. AKA mixing elements of one genre in with another - with the RPG elements being the most common.

3 had better refined mechanics, but the story-locked elements were annoying (not to mention the story itself - which wasn't awful, but very... I dunno, B-minus). Some of the inclusions were strange (I... never really used money. I didn't see the need to do so - the towers were so accessibly and gave you FREE GUNS!),…

Hm, I dunno - they just don't *feel* like RPGs. To me, an RPG is truly define by how your skills are managed. By that, I mean that your ability to do anything is tied to some sort of advancement system - Skyrim allowed you to stab things better, Final Fantasy allowed you to... well, stab things better, etc. In Far…

Did you just DISAGREE with me on the INTERNET? How DARE you sir! PISTOLS AT DAWN! *gloveslap*

I just can't agree with Crysis being the better game. Crysis was just Far Cry 1 again, with nanosuits.

...not Total WAAAAGH! ?

Opportunity lost, gentlemen

Funny that the SDF-1 should pop up today, because this is my current life.

You should have asked "now where the hell is my pizza?" just to see if a popup about your pizza would come up.

Oh yeah, dude - I remember when I used to be good a video games. These days? I play SP only just to get away from people with Lozzle's mindset (and people who have Lozzle's mindset combined with toxic mic tendencies). I meet people all the time these days, and we start talking about hobbies.

I played for an hour on Sunday, enjoying myself thoroughly as my more 'hardcore' nephew looked on, offering sarcastic praise. "Oh yeah, you're doing great. That's totally impressive."

My wife has been watching a let's play of it (all the while fussing at me for not getting it so she can watch me play it).

Honestly, the game is better if you redub everyone saying "From the guy that did Resident Evil" over and over again. Because then it is just kinda funny.

*Inaudible Squeeeeeeing sound*

Just like a real CEO!

To quote myself to some German friends: "HEY! I know my name and I can identify when someone just used their version of 'dumbass!' Bite my Schnitzel you bastards!"

Context is everything.