I've been gaming for many, many years now - both as a player and as a GM. I'll offer the following bits of advice:

1) As a GM, understand that you have the power to kill the players at any moment, remove all their equipment, de-level them, de-power them, and effectively leave them with nothing. That isn't your job -…

For what it is worth... thank you for your service, Mr. Peters!

Very few countries have laws covering digital goods in that regards - honestly I can't think of any aside from the ones the EU were working on a few years ago (that to my knowledge are still not in effect).

I don't believe Valve is making a sufficient amount of money off the 'con jobs' as you put it - the major ones…

It *doesn't* as one involves gambling and the possibility of match fixing, which has its own serious legal implication in the many countries where the game is played. Valve has to have a proper stance on this in order to avoid lawsuits or major government crackdown.

The Early Access problem has more to deal with the…

All I can hear in my head as he spins those things is me attempting the same feat while yelling "ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshithowdoIstopthem"

I've heard mixed reviews for 5e, but it is mostly positive. I'm mostly against it because of all the bullshit WoTC did for 4e - not just the system, but the overall treatment of writers, artists, and the like.

Most of them involve pictures of some dice sitting next to an apple pie with the quote "This pie is a better dwarven cleric than Steve."

(God dammit Steve)

I have many, many, many D&D stories, but none of them involve mustlove tentacles or dragonborn assrape.

As an aside, I wonder if kinja has a tool that allows you to searching for a particular word or phrase and return the number of times it has been used. Mainly, in response to this thread, the word 'assrape.'

While that sounds interesting, I'm glad my group moved to Pathfinder - After the mess that was 4e, I've lost any remaining faith I had with WOTC.

Well now, not so fast - what if XP is actually awarded by a panel of judges who gives points for creativity, skill, effort, and tentacle usage? If that were true, then quick judgement would be ideal in order to move the game along at a proper pace.

Apparently one bereft of tentacled assrape

Life is good, my friend - why ruin it with unwarranted hate over a troupe of people doing comedy? On the internet.

Again, situational awareness. Ask yourself: is this worth your time and energy?

Your level of venom for this is not conducive to the overall importance of this video. We are literally at a "hey, I think this is funny" "NO IT ISN'T IT IS AN AFFRONT TO ALL MANKIND" level of anger here - and that's honestly not okay. I know this is the internet and all - home of the overreacting comment - but you…

I'm... not entirely certain your meaning of D&D and my meaning of D&D are the same thing.

Man, this actually really sucks. Now I need to find a place to get all of my gaming news.

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*looks awkwardly at the top left corner*

I don't see the problem - he's clearly riding a pair of unicycles and using Robin and Nami for balance on the rear cycle. Doesn't everyone do that?

That's not evil, that's just you being a douche. The "PC Master Race" crowd started on two fronts:

1) Yahtzee made a funny joke, meant as a jab, but the primary PC players took it and ran with it

2) For many years, PC players were suffering from poor ports, ignorance from developers, and general suckery at the behest…

Not feeling dissed, since you are over double time into the game compared to me - good to see things do change as you play.

1) Ignore the god damned heavy weapons. Sure, that heavy fireman's axe of doom has a 180 base damage, and sure it will cost ALL of your monies, but... 180 base damage! Your current hammer is half that! That makes it TWICE AS GOOD! RIGHT?!

We always discuss the 'game-ification' of things in life - I think we can delve further and actually discuss the 'genre-fication' of games as well. AKA mixing elements of one genre in with another - with the RPG elements being the most common.