3 had better refined mechanics, but the story-locked elements were annoying (not to mention the story itself - which wasn't awful, but very... I dunno, B-minus). Some of the inclusions were strange (I... never really used money. I didn't see the need to do so - the towers were so accessibly and gave you FREE GUNS!),…

Hm, I dunno - they just don't *feel* like RPGs. To me, an RPG is truly define by how your skills are managed. By that, I mean that your ability to do anything is tied to some sort of advancement system - Skyrim allowed you to stab things better, Final Fantasy allowed you to... well, stab things better, etc. In Far…

Did you just DISAGREE with me on the INTERNET? How DARE you sir! PISTOLS AT DAWN! *gloveslap*

I just can't agree with Crysis being the better game. Crysis was just Far Cry 1 again, with nanosuits.

...not Total WAAAAGH! ?

Opportunity lost, gentlemen

Funny that the SDF-1 should pop up today, because this is my current life.

You should have asked "now where the hell is my pizza?" just to see if a popup about your pizza would come up.

Oh yeah, dude - I remember when I used to be good a video games. These days? I play SP only just to get away from people with Lozzle's mindset (and people who have Lozzle's mindset combined with toxic mic tendencies). I meet people all the time these days, and we start talking about hobbies.

I played for an hour on Sunday, enjoying myself thoroughly as my more 'hardcore' nephew looked on, offering sarcastic praise. "Oh yeah, you're doing great. That's totally impressive."

My wife has been watching a let's play of it (all the while fussing at me for not getting it so she can watch me play it).

Honestly, the game is better if you redub everyone saying "From the guy that did Resident Evil" over and over again. Because then it is just kinda funny.

*Inaudible Squeeeeeeing sound*

Just like a real CEO!

To quote myself to some German friends: "HEY! I know my name and I can identify when someone just used their version of 'dumbass!' Bite my Schnitzel you bastards!"

Context is everything.

"Many of the younger characters, like Jackie, use English mostly, but punctuate their dialogue with Chinese phrases — for impact and emphasis, just like my Dad."

You just answered a question I've had for almost 15 years now. In almost EVERY game, movie, TV show, or what-have-you, multilingual characters constantly…

Colonial Marines homage?

That... is the most interesting way to describe a person ever.

Not a quick learner are you?

And I should care about what other people are doing because...? Why can't I play the game the way I enjoy? I never said my Tal Rasha gear was good enough for higher rifts, I just said that I like using it.

I don't give a rat's ass about your rank, your abilities, or your opinions. This is a single player game I play…

Cool cool. Hey... where are you on my list of people whose opinions I give a rat's ass about? I can't find you anywhere in the top 100... or the top 1000! This is awkward - give me a moment to see if I can search the full list for your name.

I'm laying waste to T6 stuff, actually