YO! Doug DOG! I have a hella flush JDM moded 1991 240 with complete Sylvia badging and its only dented in 3 of the 4 corners.......properly “Stanced” on China replica “Rays” with slightly rolled fenders like I said HELLA FLUSH! Can youz consider it being used as a down on your choice R32 and I’ll make monthly payments…

Actually, whenever people tell me that I just hope they buy it so the competitive car isn’t around to compete with mine anymore. I’ll never forget when I was selling my 996 Turbo with a new clutch for $34k and some guy told me he found one for $30. I’m like, dude. BUY THAT. And get it off the Internet so it doesn’t…

I would insist on keeping a spare steering wheel on the passenger seat and make my passenger wave it out the window while I veered back and forth.

It should be noted that the goal with this car sale, and with most car sales, is to get as much money as possible. So I will veto this idea.

yo r u sellin that $kyline dawg wuts da lowest u can go

Someone is going to become very familiar with the costs of R&R’ing the XC70 Haldex...

This nice, safe box to take children to prep school was never intended to pound apex curbs. 3rd place in the BTCC in 95 and 96 though, and tons of street cred for Volvo.

It was unstoppable because of brake fade.

Honda Insight, an experimental hybrid commuter car that wound up being disqualified from rallying because it was too good.

Who knew a Mercedes could fly?

Jaguar E-Type.

Volvo XC70: owning redneck games since, apparently, 1 Jan 2014.

Rally 911.

The Planet Express Ship doesn’t propel itself through space, it moves the universe around it ... What if there was another ship in the universe that used that kind of propulsion?

It’s disappointing that perhaps someday soon the toyotas I used to own will be more American than the actual American car I would own in the future.

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Considering the entire point of this debate is to show your skill as it relates to the presidency, I’d say sure, yeah, that’s what she’s doing.

I just cannot look at him and not see Larry David now.

I think it’s strategic. It’s still a year out from the election, so if they just shut up (and avoid serious scandal) long enough for the republican party to implode, they could win by default. The republicans are doing such a good job of making themselves look like idiots there really isn’t anything the dems could do…