Protip: Whenever someone complains about "political correctness," they're usually an asshole.

Aw, shucks.

This is straight-up profound.

A brief memo to my fellow humans:

You must be cool.

Bruh. That is genius.

That it's meant to compete with the 3-series. This is basically an optioned-up economy car. A 3-series it ain't.

Except that isn't the postal service's fault. It's congress's asinine pension funding requirement. If it wasn't for that, the service would actualy be doing very well.

Or they could use the robust public transit system? Paris isn't LA, dude.

Okay, this may be one of the grossest things I've read in a while, even by your standards. Like, this is truly beyond the pale.

Ferrari, Mercedes, and Volvo offer it currently, as I recall. Hundai will soon, too.

She's of the opinion that her replacement is going to most likely be pretty weaksauce compared to her. She'd prefer to stay on the bench until she dies, because she has very little faith in getting someone as good as her appointed in her place. She has a point.

I'm really glad you've found a way to feel superior.

Honestly, on the subject of 50 Shades, my one wish for that movie would be for theaters to create special screenings designed for those who showed up just to make fun. I really want to go, but I also don't want to feel like a dick laughing during what I'm sure isn't going to be a laughing movie. Also, it would be…

I wonder how many people I could get to participate in a fancy Raccoon pageant.

What? The average model is rail-skinny, but that doesn't mean the average person is fat. There's a continuum. Not model skinny =/= fat. (Not that being fat is a bad thing at all.) I'd say that it's your perception that is skewed.

Thank you. I certainly try.

I mean, even without any sort of body judgement on anyone, I find it absolutely fucking amazing what the modeling industry in general thinks constitutes "plus-size." Because, honestly, most of the plus-size models I see are like average people, which is absolutely bonkers.

If the women don't find you handsome...

I mean, idk but having so many corgis that I could conceivably trip on one seems like the opposite of a problem.