As an unapologetic meat eater I am VERY pro Impossible Burger.  I have tasted one and it was delicious!  10/10 would eat again.  

I say this as a former NASCAR fan and as commentary of this article but...

Maybe I wasn’t paying close enough attention, but it looked to me like Korg was the one playing, and Thor got on the headset to yell at the kid to leave Korg alone?

You should calm down. It’s just a show, dude.

“with Cersei as the next Big Bad feeling like a step down...”

Look, they didn’t call the show Game of Zombies, they called it Game of Thrones. 

Missed my favorite one

They only cut an 8 foot gap in the guardrail... it should have been NEIN!

I feel like anything in the univision gawker takeover realm is probably not to be taken seriously as investment advice.

Cognitive decline? Is that the new way to describe anything you disagree with?

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

“And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray…

Chicken pot pies are not bullshit. Sure, if you spent $5 on a Marie Callender one that takes an hour to bake, la de dah mister moneybags, but the real trick here is to get the Banquet chicken pot pies, you know, the ones in the red box that are five for five bucks if not cheaper.

“I owe my soul to the company store”

And the only reason I know Jamaica Plain is because of Fallout 4.

And is that Jason Lee with a unibrow, or is that picture just taken at a bad angle?

It’s strange to see a picture of Kevin Smith where he isn’t mugging uncontrollably.

“Na, you got it all wrong, FCA should have kept selling the Dart; doesn’t matter if no one was buying them. That 27mpg combined will make all the difference in 2 years when gas prices climb. I’m telling you, FCA’s gonna regret selling all those Cherokees that only muster 25mpg combined. I can’t believe FCA choose to…

that ain’t got shit to do with me.

“you’re not helping yourself here.”

You seem to be operating from the misconception that I need to prove myself in some way to you or anyone else on the internet, let me be perfectly clear:

Neither my identity, nor the identity of anyone else in my life who’s opinion I value, is so invested in the trials and…

His real problem is the fake anthrax letter, which would be a federal crime.