but “if you ain’t dutch ...”

I was hoping it would end with “Happy Birthday!”

They built the library at Urban Legend A&M without accounting for the weight of the books, and now it’s slowly sinking!

My favorite plate said MYPLATE.  I’ve also wanted to request SAMPLE and see if it was available.

is it “murk” or “merc” ?

I read this article as Luis

Side note:  That Busch’s baked beans guy looks so much better with a beard.

Well, OK ... maybe Iverson. But still.

she might get crabby

I hope Larry David gets subpoena.  Just for the face journeys

That response is blunted by THC,

some sort of rationalization for paying high rent

Hallmark gave Lori the Passover

Dany really hasn’t been likable for a few seasons already.

My kingdom to the first person to put John Powell’s “Romantic Flight”over top of Jon and Dany’s dragon riding in internet video form. (I synced it up while watching the scene tonight and it’s great)

“I was this innkeeper, in this crazy little town in Vermont!”

The Germans have a word for this, but it’s 75 characters long.

“It’s about a successful influencer who loses her job but finds self respect in a small town. “

Please, accept the mystery.