Like a lot of us, Mark McGrath’s ears are so tired of listening to Mark McGrath’s voice.  His intros to songs on XM last longer than the songs themselves.

So, sleep during Thor 2?

They should have made a convertible.

Falling Clown

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She’s testing out her newest Columbia jacket line that repels balls.

They’ve spread out in Metro Detroit.  Too much bread for my taste.

“I’m not asking you, I’m telling you.”

My wife’s old roommate worked weekends back home and didn’t want to pay for any electricity or heat on those days.  She also wanted to call the cable company to argue that she shouldn’t have to pay for channels she didn’t watch.

how much money you need to have to make money

It’s a twist on Munchausen syndrome by proxy, fame through social media

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I read an article somewhere which referenced a late 1880s newspaper writer bemoaning the recently created verb “meet”.   I wish I could find it again.

Kate, you’re buggin’ out

Wendy’s needs to bring back the Chicken Caesar Pita

Counterpoint: That random(?) onion ring in the fries

reminds me of the “drinking poison” saying

It’s a creepy/cute look, like those girls in Paul Abdul’s Forever Your Girl video made up to look like the girls in Robert Palmer videos.  I’m an old too.

This, no backwards hat/bugged out eyes. The photo is cropped so I can’t see the telltale “giant shorts/tiny pants”

I was half expecting D’arcy Carden to show up with a “not a cat” joke