He probably doesn’t even know  “strait” in French.

Also, Kate as Bok Bok is definitely gonna be haunting my fucking nightmares for the foreseeable future,

 A WINNER IS US

“You’re in a CHAIR in the SKY!”

I realize you were answering two separate questions, but at first I thought you were implying she’s her own worst enemy/can’t get out her own way.

I wouldn’t be surprised that she is hitting resistance, and her name is Gretchen Whitmer.

Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique: Girl Power!!1!

X-MEN:  THE UNBALANCED CHECKBOOK

“sandwiches”

Vodka: Look at me. I’m the captain now.

Filed to:  YOU’RE SOAKING IN IT

Just bring up “giving land back to native americans” and watch people tap dance around that.

+1  14 question scantron test

/Spider Man touches nose

“... and then they hopped into their lifted truck with the confederate flag bumper sticker and truck nutz and tore off, shouting MAYONAISE and NEW BALANCE SNEAKERS FOREVER”

if the shoe quits, he must have a fit.

Was his contract up?  Being a victim would make it harder for him to be fired.

and here comes the whataboutism

McDonald’s hot cakes with sausage and hash brown. The last bite must contain equal parts of all three.  If I get a sausage mcgriddle, the hashbrown is added to the sandwich.

Great time for all those Empty Nesters.